He showed us the way. Take a knife and the empty cup and start praying…
candykatt_gr
inquiring minds want to know
Important-Guitar-407
He’s more chive now than man, twisted and evil.
SAGElBeardO
Y’all know what we’re really fearing…
AyatollahCovfefe
Perhaps the last batch was perfect
Euphoric-Blueberry37
HES BACK
wanderingrockdesigns
“Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they’re hungry! That’s a double whammy! “Bush, search party of three!” You can eat once you find the ~~DuFresnes~~ F1exican” -RIP Mitch
_areyouwithme
Ok hear me out… What if he’s enjoying a day off?
Riboflaven
What if he IS a chive and this is all a commentary on how we mindless mow down his delicious people and sprinkle their aesthetically pleasing corpses on our food to make it look better?
Really makes you think.
UrsaMajor7th
*” I have to go now. My planet needs me.”*
Maleficent-Earth9201
He posted 7 hours ago. I have no clue why this sub keeps popping up on my feed because I don’t cook, but I’ll be damned if I’m not fully invested in this chive saga!
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He the chivest
I just came looking for his post. What going on? Do I need to call someone?
It’s been 25 minutes and no response, sound the alarm.
I’m not sure, but I’m going down for a nap. If there’s chives, but no planes, y’all know why lol.
This is the type of shitpost I come to reddit for
Maybe Chives the cat finally put on end to his reign of terror.
Yall got any more of those chive posts??
put out a BOLO
Chive had a bad day.
They were probably perfect and he knew it. Couldn’t bear to disappoint us.
WHERES IS HIS ACCOUNT. THIS IS A CODE RED
~~f1exican deleted his account 😔💔~~
his acct disappeared for a minute but it’s back nvm
Y’all, his titles say almost every day. He’ll be back. And in greater numbers.
Is the cat still good though?
https://preview.redd.it/jst8mmoh0rzf1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69309068983e6358ca6a53f5c058004ad0ab7c54
There is only 2 hours and 10 minutes left for day 31.
While we are still talking about him, is it F1 exican, because he is a mexican f1 fan, or is it Flexican but with a 1 for the L?
https://preview.redd.it/e0ycvtsc7rzf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=aaf44c25918ee302f454cb14be1282ae43e340de
He showed us the way. Take a knife and the empty cup and start praying…
inquiring minds want to know
He’s more chive now than man, twisted and evil.
Y’all know what we’re really fearing…
Perhaps the last batch was perfect
HES BACK
“Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they’re hungry! That’s a double whammy! “Bush, search party of three!” You can eat once you find the ~~DuFresnes~~ F1exican” -RIP Mitch
Ok hear me out… What if he’s enjoying a day off?
What if he IS a chive and this is all a commentary on how we mindless mow down his delicious people and sprinkle their aesthetically pleasing corpses on our food to make it look better?
Really makes you think.
*” I have to go now. My planet needs me.”*
He posted 7 hours ago. I have no clue why this sub keeps popping up on my feed because I don’t cook, but I’ll be damned if I’m not fully invested in this chive saga!